Natural Gainz Magazine THE RANT! BY BEEFCAKE ISSUE 3 VOLUME 1

THE RANT! BY BEEFCAKE ISSUE 3 VOLUME 1

Slide27THE RANT! BY BEEFCAKE ISSUE 3 VOLUME 1

ONE WORD… “FERGUSON”

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The days we live in my friends are numbered so live your life to be the best human you can. IT SADDENS ME TO SEE OUR COUNTRY IN SUCH AN UPROAR. FIGHTING AND RIOTS FOR SOMETHING THAT LITERALLY SHOULD NEVER EVEN HAVE HAPPENED. SAYING SOMETHING IS BLACK AND WHITE WOULD BE A COMPLETE MISJUDGMENT OF THE SITUATION. IF A PERSON OR PERSONS IS GUILTY OF A CRIME THEN WHY DIDN’T THE OFFICER AT HAND TAZE THE SUBJECT? HOW COULD HE THINK HE HAD A GUN IF THE PERSON WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM  WITH HIS FISTS RAISED? THINGS THAT DON’T MAKE SENSE AND DON’T ADD UP USUALLY HAVE THE STINK OF BULLSHIT!!!! SO WHO KNOWS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED THAT DAY. THE MEDIA OBVIOUSLY BLEW THINGS UP AND LITERALLY IS THE CA– USE OF THE RIOTS.

ONE MORE STEP FURTHER WAS WHAT ALL OF YOU MISSED WHILE YOU WERE WATCHING FERGUSON. YOU MISSED THE HILLARY CLINTON PRESS CONFERENCE ON HOW THE BENGAZI TRIAL WAS ACTUALLY A FLUB UP OF THE EMBASSY. THIS MAY HAVE BEEN EVEN MORE OF AN ISSUE THAN ANYTHING RELATED TO THIS COUNTRY SINCE THE BENGAZI ATTACK WAS A DELIBERATE ATTACK ON AMERICANS. AS MY GOOD OLD FRIEND RODNEY KING ONCE SAID, “CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?” THE WORLD WE LIVE IN IS A MESS INCLUDING OUR BODYBUILDING WORLD.

ALL THE MAJOR DRUG USING BODYBUILDERS FROM THE 90S ARE NEARLY EXTINCT. AREN‘T YOU GLAD YOU ARE NATURAL? I HAVE LIFTED WITH SO MANY GUYS WHO JUST DO NOT LIVE ON THE EARTH TODAY. IN THE PAST DECADE WE HAVE LOST BODYBUILDERS, POWERLIFTERS, STRONG MEN, AND PRO WRESTLERS. ALL OF THESE MEN HAD TIES TO NATURAL BODYBUILDING BUT STRAYED AWAY AT SOME POINT.

IT TRULY SADDENS ME TO SEE PEOPLE JUST GO DOWN THE TUBES. CANT YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD? IF YOU ARE ON DRUGS IT’S NOT YOU DOING THE WORK!!! IT’S THE DRUG MAKING YOUR BODY RESPOND TO THE WORK. LEARNING PROPER DIET, TRAINING, AND SUPPLEMENTATION  WOULD HAVE SIMILAR RESULTS. BUT WHEN YOU CAN TAKE HGH, IGF, AND SARMS TO FIX ALL THE MUSCLE CELLS, KEEP THEM FULLY HYDRATED AND LOOK FULL WHILE EATING ONLY 2,000 CALORIES A DAY, IT’S JUST ONE THING… BULLSHIT!!!!!  AND IT’S ACCEPTED IN THE DRUG CROWD AS A GOOD TIME.

SARMS WILL BE THE DESTRUCTION OF NATURAL BODYBUILDING, MARK MY WORDS.

Slide28SARMS WILL BE THE DESTRUCTION OF NATURAL BODYBUILDING, MARK MY WORDS.  PEOPLE WHO CHEAT… LIKE I SAID I WOULD EVENTUALLY TALK ABOUT … GUESS WHAT??? IT’S THAT ISSUE!!!!!! CHEATING WITH SARMS COULD EVENTUALLY DESTROY THE NAME OF NATURAL BODYBUILDING.  SARMS ARE IN THE GREY MARKET. I ACTUALLY WAS SCARED TO EVEN BRING THIS OUT BUT I SEE SO MUCH OF IT ONLINE. I FIGURED WHAT THE HELL, MIGHT AS WELL TALK ABOUT IT.

SARMS ARE STEROID MIMICKING DRUGS THAT BOND TO THE RECEPTOR CELLS IN THE BODY. THEY RELEASE A STEROID LIKE REACTION. THEY ARE UNDETECTABLE IN DRUG TESTING. NOT EVEN THE LOVELY OLYMPIC DRUG COMMITTEE HAS A TEST FOR THIS.

SARMS ARE NOT AS STRONG AS STEROIDS IN ANY MANNER BUT THEY ARE STRONG NONE THE LESS. THEY ARE ANABOLIC. THEY ALSO PRODUCE NEGATIVE REACTIONS IN RECEPTOR DEGENERATION. MEANING IF YOU WERE ON STEROIDS YOUR BODY WOULD ADAPT TO THE SARM THE SAME WAY. YOUR UNITS OF FREE TEST TO NORMAL TEST RATIOS DO NOT CHANGE LIKE USING A SYNTHETIC STEROID. INSTEAD IT KEEPS THE RATIOS HIGH TO LOW. SO A 16 -1 RATIO WOULD STILL PASS MOST DRUG TESTS. 8-1 IS THE STANDARD. USING A SYNTHETIC STEROID WOULD BE LIKE A 8-2 OR 16-2 OR HIGHER. MEANING TWICE THE FREE TESTOSTERONE IS FLOATING AROUND IN A SYNTHETIC. BUT THE ACTUAL BOUND AMOUNT IS STILL BEING — USED. IT’S JUST AMPED UP .

SO THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE CHANGED SOME RULES…

Slide29SO THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE CHANGED SOME RULES TO HELP COMBAT IT WHILE LOWERING THE MAXIMUM BOUND NUMBER TO 8. THE HIGHEST NATURAL NUMBER RECORDED BEFORE WAS 16-1. THAT’S HOW THEY ESTABLISHED THAT NUMBER. CURRENTLY WITH ALL THE SOY IN FOODS MOST MEN DON’T EVEN HAVE A 4-1. WHICH IS THE AVERAGE MALE OF THE 1960S WHEN THESE TESTS WERE BEING DONE. AGAIN MEN AND WOMEN STOP EATING SOY PRODUCTS!!!!! DO NOT — USE SOY BASED SUPPLEMENTS!!

STOP EATING PROCESSED JUNK. CHANGE THE WORLD AND START TODAY!!!  OK NOW WE CAN JUMP TO ANOTHER STORY ABOUT JOE WEIDER VS MR BOB HOFFMAN. OHHH SHIT I THINK WE SHOULD WAIT ONE MORE MONTH … JUST KIDDING!!!

MORE ON HOFFMAN VS. WEIDER

SO BOB HOFFMAN CHALLENGES MR. JOE WEIDER TO A BOXING MATCH. THIS IS ALL BECA– USE JOE STARTED WRITING THE MAGAZINE OF THE CHAMPIONS. THE OTHER THING HOFFMAN DIDN’T LIKE WAS THIS HE-MAN STUFF JOE WEIDER WAS DOING IN HIS MAGAZINES. IT WAS DELIBERATE AND POINTED AT HOFFMAN SO HE FELT.

WHEN JOE WEIDER WAS WRITING HIS ARTICLES LITERALLY EVERYTHING HE WROTE AT THAT TIME WAS THINGS THAT MAGAZINES WERE NOT TALKING ABOUT SUCH AS SEX DRIVE AND THE WAY YOU PRESENT YOURSELF. IT WAS MORE OF A HEALTH MAGAZINE, MEANING TOTAL HEALTH. LOOKING THROUGH OLDER WEIRDER MAGS YOU WILL SEE THE ADS FOR PIMPLE CREAM AND BLACK HEAD REMOVERS. STUFF THAT YOU DON’T SEE ANYMORE. THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN THOUGH WAS GEORGE EIFERMEN, THE FIRST MR. AMERICA. THE GERMAN TANK THAT SET THE STANDARD FOR ALL BODYBUILDERS. THE MAN WHO LITERALLY MADE THE SANDOW LOOK LIKE A BOY.

WHEN HE GRACED THE  COVER OF JOE’S PUBLICATIONS IT WAS THE END. BOB HOFFMAN WAS PISSED. YOU SEE, JOE HAD THE MONEY TO BRIBE THESE GUYS. SO WEIDER — USED MONEY TO GET THE BOYS TO BREAK OFF. BASICALLY, YOU WIN YOUR MR. AMERICA TITLE, WHICH YOU WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WIN ONE AT THAT TIME AND THEN GUESS WHAT, YOU WENT TO JOE TO GET PAID. THIS HAPPENED FOR A WHILE UNTIL JOE BASICALLY OWNED THE BODYBUILDING WORLD. AFTER THAT HE FOLLOWED HOFFMAN AND YOU HAD TO BE ONE OF THE BOYS. IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME AND YOU’RE A PUNK, I GOT 3 LETTERS FOR YOU WBF. YES THAT’S RIGHT, VINCE MCMAHON THE WWE WRESTLING GURU. HE STARTED THE WBF IN 1992 TO GO AGAINST JOE WEIDER SIMPLY BECA– USE LEX LUGAR WAS WHISPERING IN THE EAR OF VINCE ABOUT HOW THE GUYS WERE PAID SHIT. AND HOW NO ONE REALLY COULD BATTLE JOE ON THE BODYBUILDING SHOW CIRCUIT.

VINCE BOUGHT ALL OF JOE’S GUYS. GUESS HOW HE DID IT…

Slide30STUFF YOU GUYS DON’T KNOW IS TO BE A PRO YOU HAD TO PAY A FEE EVERY YEAR.TO ENTER CONTESTS GUESS WHAT, YOU PAY OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET. GUESS WHAT ELSE, NO ONE PICKS YOU UP FROM THE AIRPORT, NO ONE PAYS FOR YOUR HOTEL. YOU  HAVE NO PERKS AND NO HELP WITH NOTHING. JOE WEIDER — USED TO HELP GUYS OUT WITH CERTAIN THINGS. BUT IN THE END YOU WERE ON YOUR OWN. BECA– USE HE BASICALLY SPONSORED EVERYONE. FOR YEARS IF YOU WON MR. OLYMPIA YOU WERE A WEIDER ATHLETE. SO WHY THE HELL DID VINCE START WBF?

VINCE BOUGHT ALL OF JOE’S GUYS. GUESS HOW HE DID IT… NONE OF THEM WERE SIGNED TO REAL CONTRACTS OR IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ILLEGAL. RIGHT!!!??? SO NOW YOU KNOW. WHEN AARON BAKER, BY FAR ONE OF THE BEST BODYBUILDERS OF ALL TIME, CAME BACK TO JOE HE WOULD NEVER PLACE HIGH AT THE MR. O. THEY MADE STUFF UP ABOUT HIM AND WOULDN’T COMPARE HIM TO OTHER GUYS. GARRY STRYDOM GOT PAID 1.1 MILLION DOLLARS WITH VINCE OVER 2 YEARS. HE NEVER RETURNED TO COMPETE WITH JOE.  BERRY DEMAY, MIKE CHRISTIAN, LOU FERIGNO, DANNY PADILA, AND SEVERAL OTHER GUYS ALL SIGNED WITH VINCE. THE LOWEST CONTRACT WAS $100,000 A YEAR WHICH WAS DOUBLE WHAT ANY ONE ELSE WAS GETTING WITH JOE EVER.

OBVIOUSLY MONEY IN BODYBUILDING IS SLIM TO NONE. WHEN YOU GO THROUGH THE SMOKE AND MIRRORS YOU FIND THE ACTUAL SUBSTANCE. BODYBUILDING HAS BEEN RUN BY A MONOPOLY MINDED FEW FOR THE PAST 100 YEARS. IT NEEDS TO CHANGE TO GROW. TAKE A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. THE CHANGING OF THE GUARD WILL HAPPEN AGAIN AS TIME ALWAYS REPEATS ITSELF. THE FACT IS MR. OLYMPIA LEE HANEY WON 8 MR. OLYMPIAS WITH A TOTAL OF PRIZE MONEY OF 800,000 DOLLARS IN ALL HIS CONTEST WINNINGS OVER HIS CAREER.

Slide31IN 1992-94 GARY STRYDOM MADE OVER 2.2 MILLION DOLLARS WITH VINCE MCMAHON. EVEN RONNIE COLEMAN IF YOU LOOK WON ABOUT 2.2 MILLION DOLLARS IN ALL HIS SPONSORS, AND MONEY THAT HE WON IN CONTESTS OVER 12 YEARS. AND OUR GOOD FRIEND GARY STRYDOM DID THAT IN 3 YEARS. STRYDOM IN 1993 WAS BY FAR THE BIGGEST, BEST PROPORTIONED MAN ON THE PLANET. NOT EVEN DORIAN WOULD BEAT HIM.

SO YOU HAVE THE FACTS. THE HISTORY IS IN YOUR MIND. THE WEIDER HOFFMAN BATTLE NEVER HAPPENED. SMOKE AND MIRRORS WERE — USED BY BOTH TO MAKE YOU THINK AND BUY THEIR PRODUCTS. NEITHER MAN WAS FOR THE SPORT, THOUGH I DO BELIEVE BOTH CONTRIBUTED A TON TO THE SPORT. BOTH HAD ONE GOAL IN MIND… SELF PROFIT AND SELF PROMOTION. THE BIGGEST BLUNDER IN ALL OF THIS IS ONE STATEMENT THAT ROBBY ROBINSON’S BODY WAS — USED IN THE SCULPTURE WITH JOE WEIDERS HEAD ON IT. THAT IS NO LIE. THAT IS THE TRUTH. JOE WEIDER AND BOB HOFFMAN WERE BOTH OUT OF SHAPE BUSINESS MEN WHO COULDN’T LIFT OR TRAIN WITH ANY OF THE GUYS IN THE MAGAZINES. THAT’S THE BEEF!!!! AND THAT’S THE WAY I SERVE IT COLD OR HOT IT’S THE BEEF!

ON MARCH 28 I AM HOLDING A NATURAL DRUG-TESTED BODYBUILDING EVENT WITH PRO STATUS IN THE NGA BEING OFFERED TO CLASS WINNERS. WE ARE HOLDING IT IN MY HOME TOWN OF DANVERS, MA RIGHT OUTSIDE OF BOSTON IN A SPECIAL THEATRE. I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO SEE SOME OUT OF STATE COMPETITORS AND OTHER COMPETITORS OF COURSE. THE WINNERS WILL BE IN APRIL’S BEEFCAKE RANT!!!!

I HAVE TO SAY A VERY SPECIAL THANK YOU TO MY GREEK BROTHER GREG SQUATZILLADINOS. HE SQUATTED A 710 AND WENT FOR A 760 AND 806 WORLD RECORD BREAKING SQUAT. HE FELL A LITTLE SHORT BUT WILL BE BACK TO CONQUER. KIMY CLARK THE PITBULL SQUATTED A 282, BENCHED 130, AND DEAD 373 IN THE 165 CLASS AND ANDERSON WHO IS GETTING READY FOR A NATURAL BODYBUILDING SHOW WHO I TOLD TO JUST DO THE CONTEST TO GET THE EXPERIENCE SINCE HE’S SO FREAKING STRONG . AT 165 POUNDS HE SQUATTED 479.5, BENCHED 275, AND DEAD 450. CURLED 125 , AND DID 32 REPS TO WIN $150.00 CASH… THE SWORD AND THE HULK!!!!! WALKED AWAY WITH THE MONEY AND ALL THE TROPHIES. AND HE’S A BODYBUILDER!!!!!

TILL NEXT MONTH, THAT’S A WRAP. THAT’S THE RANT AND I’M THE BEEF!!! ADD ME ON FACEBOOK (BEEFCAKE) AND ON INSTAGRAM (PAULY DES)

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